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He Can, They Can, Can You?

December 31, 2008 Aditya 3 comments

Can You Run That Game you are planning to buy this year? A service, called Can You Run It, powered by System Requirements Lab, can tell you just that. After generating lots of queries for 3D Analyze, I used this service to find out the requirements and see whether they can run the games.

1] Open Internet Explorer. Firefox 3 or higher will not do. Firefox 2 might, but do you still have that ancient browser?

2] Type http://www.systemrequirementslab.com/referrer/srtest in the address bar and hit enter.

3] Choose the game you want in the drop down menu. I’ll choose Battlefield 2142.

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4] Now, click Can You Run It? In the page that opens next, you’ll be asked to install an ActiveX control, which surveys your PC requirements. This is only a one-time process.

5] Then you come to the page of comparison. This is where it gets cool.

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Aww. My requirements won’t satisfy this one :( But yours might! So do try. And, with this you can also find out the settings for 3D Analyze. This is the Video Card requirements section, which helps you identify the Pixel Shader and Vertex Shader Version.

Video Card Features - Minimum attributes of your Video Card.

Video RAM: Required – 128 MB , You have – 64 MB

Video Card 3D Acceleration: Required – Yes , You have – Yes

Video HW Transform & Lighting: Required -Yes , You have – No

Vertex Shader Ver.: Required – 2.0 , You have – 0.0

Pixel Shader Ver.: Required – 2.0 , You have – 0.0

Just don’t try running the Crysis test. It might make your PC Cry like a sissy!

Minesweeper: The Movie

December 30, 2008 Aditya 2 comments

Hilarious stuff by CollegeHumor!

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Change The Currency To Match Your Country’s

December 30, 2008 Aditya 5 comments
Excel

Excel

This was the most irritating moment while preparing for my computer practical examination. Microsoft Excel simply refused to accept the Rs (Rupees, the currency in India) text before the numbers, so it refused to calculate further. Not only for me, but for many other people in different countries will definitely face this problem. How to correct this? Chuck Office 07 out of the Windows (pun intended) hard-drive? Nah, that’s impossible. Although you all hate Microsoft for various reasons, you’ll have to agree that Office 07 is one of the finest office suites around. Even if it costs a fortune you are ready to download via a torrent buy a copy. But then, Microsoft is biased towards its US customers :(

So here’s how to correct it.

1] Hit Start. Now, click on Control Panel.

Cotnrol Panel in Start

2] Now,  by default, you should see the Category View. If not, switch to Category View from the Control Panel sidebar.

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3] Once you’re in the category view, click Date, Time, Language, and Regional Options.

Category View

3] Click Change the format of numbers, dates, and times.

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4] See the format set for the United States? Change it to your own country. Since India uses the United Kingdom system of numbers, units, et cetera, I’ll choose that.

us

5] After you choose, click Apply. Now, click Customize…

uk

6] In the Numbers tab, I changed the digit grouping from 123,456,789 to 12,34,56,789. You do so if you wish. Click Apply and go to the Currency tab.

numbers

7] Here’s why we came here for. I changed the currency symbol to Rs. Remember to put a space after typing Rs, otherwise, you’ll see the numbers stuck to the symbol. Click Apply. Change the Time and Date if you want, and if you do, remember to click Apply. Click OK, and exit.

currency

And now, whopee!

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Wiki-poordia

December 28, 2008 Aditya 4 comments

Wikipedia is facing the heat, and it’s not even summer. The global financial crisis seem to have a long lasting effect on the Wikimedia Foundation, so much so, that they started dropping hints (even more than before) that they are now going bankrupt. They are definitely getting poorer :(

First, they just had a simple Donate Now button.

Now they have hordes of new stuff. They are starting to get poorer! This is what I call the Donate-o-meter. They want to show you, that $6 Million is their goal, so go for it and donate!

Donate-o-meter

Donate-o-meter

Then,  they had it in their server error messages. This is what they had to say.

Our servers are busy … try again after a few minutes … The Wikimedia Foundation is a non-profit organisation which hosts some of the most popular sites on the Internet, including Wikipedia. It has a constant need to purchase new hardware. If you would like to help, please donate.

Server Error

Server Error

When nobody listened (or at least a few did) they had testimonials and comments given by donors displayed on the top of each page! This one’s from a $100 US donor.

Wiki-donor

Wiki-donor

And this one’s from a 30 Euro French donor.

Wiki-donor2

Wiki-donor2

Finally, when this unexpected thing cropped up today, I knew that Wikipedia was truly down in the dumps. They might actually file for bankruptcy now. Wikimedia Foundation founder Jimmy Wales appeals for cash.

Message For A Letter

Message For A Letter

Pretty strange, huh. I clicked on the link (like most of you would obviously do, and, probably have already done) and and saw this letter. It said:

Dear Reader,

Today I am going to ask you to support Wikipedia with a donation … small number of paid staff, just twenty-three … annual expenses are less than six million dollarsyou will help us cover the increasing cost of managing global traffic to one of the most popular websites on the Internet. Funds also help us improve the software that runs Wikipedia …  Your donation will help keep Wikipedia free for the whole world.

The Letter

The Letter

Those words kept ringing in my mind.

Your donation will help keep Wikipedia free for the whole world

Is that a threat? Scaring people into believing that Wikipedia will no longer be free, if we do not donate? Wikipedia is one of the most primary and important sources of education (especially school projects) and also quizzing knowledge, facts and trivia. If this dies, then God save us all.

Just pray they don’t file for bankruptcy!



Categories: Internet, Stuff

The Windows XP Error Song

December 26, 2008 Aditya 1 comment

Familiar to all Windows XP users (and haters!)

Review: Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi

December 25, 2008 Aditya 5 comments

Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi

Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi

Director: Aditya Chopra

Cast: Shah Rukh Khan [Surinder Sahni]

Anushka Sharma [Taani]

Vinay Pathak [Bobby]

Review

Aditya Chopra returns to direction after nearly eight years, to uphold the glory and magic of the Yash Raj Banner. Yash Raj’s most recent films, including Mere Yaar Ki Shaadi Hai, Dil To Pagal Hai, Mohabbatein, Saathiya, Neal n’ Nikki, Jhoom Barabar Jhoom, Laaga Chunari Mein Daag, Aaja Nachle, Tashan, Thoda Pyaar Thoda Magic and Roadside Romeo have bombed at the box office, and they turned to SRK, the “King Khan”, and also Aditya Chopra, to some extent, to save them some face.

Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi starts off as a narrative of an middle-aged, middle-class guy Surinder Sahni [played by Shah Rukh Khan] who works for Punjab Power, an electricity company. Rab di sau, he is completely devoid of love in his life. By Rab’s grace, he goes to his school teacher’s daugher’s Taani’s [played by Anuskha Sharma] marriage, and just like Rab as Rab wanted it, he fell instantly in love with her. Unfortunately, her fiance dies due to a road accident on that ill-fated day of her marriage, and out of Rab’s will, Taani’s father too suffers a severe heart attack, and has a last wish before going to Rab, that he gets his daughter Taani married to Surinder, the best match for her.

See how it feels? The word Rab, which translates into God, is used exactly eighteen times in the entire film. Try suing me if the number is wrong. I haven’t included the songs or the background music. Rab is spoken five times within the initial one-hundred-and-seventy-two seconds. Irritating? The film’s just begun.

Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi is about this clumsy dork Surinder Sahni. The character is potrayed effortlessly by SRK, acting superbly in every scene. There’s not a single moment when you want to take your eyes off him. Living in a large kothi near the amazing Golden Temple in Amritsar (which looks absolutely stunning and gleams in the sun, excellent camera work!), Surinder is a middle-class guy who agrees to marry Taani, as her fiance dies on the day of her marriage. He wants to see Taani happy and gleeful like before, unlike her current mood of sadness and gloom. There are moments when Surinder wants to place some signs of love for Taani, but stops himself, reminding himself about her tragedy. There is this awesome scene when his Transcend 4GB Slider Pen Drive is inserted in his Compaq laptop running Office 2007 on Windows XP, and Taani turns up. In his excitement and clumsiness, he stands up, forgetting that the pen drive was strung to his neck, and thus overturning his lappie. Only SRK can pull of such an expression with extreme perfection.

So when she asks him about joining Dancing Jodi (Mumbai ki bahut badi dancing cumpanee), he agrees immediately. Taking his sidekick Bobby’s help (played superbly by Vinay Pathak), he transforms himself into a metrosexual guy Raj, as he wants to see Taani in her original naachti phudakti style, as she was before marriage.  Kyunki yeh kahani Rab (and Aditya Chopra) likh rahe hain, he becomes her dance partner for a competition Dancing Jodi.

What follows is confusion and drama, when Surinder tries to hide Raj from Taani. She eventually falls in love with Raj, as she begins to see Rab in him, and is in a dilemma, whether to run away with her lover, or stay with her boring husband, oblivious of the fact that both are the same persons. Meanwhile Bobby urges Surinder to reveal the truth about Raj’s identity, but he Surinder refrains from doing so, as he wants to see whom Taani really loves. There are some emotional moments, some cliched scenes, and some boring segments, but Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi has a fair amount of well-choreographed foot-tapping numbers. There is this song called Hum Hain Rahi Pyaar Ke Phir Milenge Chalte Chalte, the line SRK often repeats in the movie, which uses lyrics from songs of Raj Kapoor, Dev Anand, Shammi Kapoor, Rajesh Khanna and Rishi Kapoor (yes, in that same order!) to create a medley under a tune of their own. The effects is quite good, and I liked it, though it did look strange. There is also this juvenile bike scene, where Taani does some Dhoom action with Raj sitting behind, to chase another Jodi which picked up a fight with them. Quite funny!

Finally, when Taani has become ready to run away with Raj on the final day of the competition, she begins to see Rab in Surinder, and decides against it. The climax is absolutely stupid, when Taani realises that she has been fooled, as both Raj is Surinder in actuality.

Anushka Sharma acts pretty well, but her poorly written role makes her unable to outshine Shah Rukh Khan’s brilliance in playing Surinder. Vinay Pathak is absolutely outstanding, and potrays is character of a sidekick and barber fantastically. Hats off to him! However, the script is flawed and the story doesn’t know where its going. Although I would not recommend spending lots of money on this film, do watch it in a multiplex if you must, so that you have a comfortable chair to relax on, during the boring parts of the movie.

Detailed Ratings [Out of 5]

Plot: 2

Acting: 4

Cinematography: 3

Music: 3

Direction: 3

Rating: 3/5 (Good)

Categories: Mobiles, Reviews, Stuff, Tips

Format a USB Disk Into NTFS – Part II

December 24, 2008 Aditya 5 comments

First of all, I apologize for not posting for a long time. MTNL Broadband problems, you know very well :D

Here is another method of formatting a USB Disk into NTFS, this time, using Windows XP’s native formatting. No external software required!

1] Plug in your pen drive, and open My Computer. I’m using a Kingston DataTraveller 100 16 GB (birthday gift for the 24th of December! Yee hah!)

The Start Menu

The Start Menu

2] Now, locate the USB Drive. It’s KINGSTON (I:) for me. Right-Click, and choose Properties.

Right-Click Menu

Right-Click Menu

3] In the Properties dialog box, click on the Hardware tab, and double-click your USB Drive. For me, it’s Kingston DataTraveller 2.0 USB Device.

Hardware Tab In The Properties Dialog Box

Hardware Tab In The Properties Dialog Box

4] In the Kingston DataTraveler 2.0 USB Device Properties dialog box, I clicked on the Policies tab (that is what you should do too). You will notice, that the Optimize for Quick Removal Radio Button has been chosen by default. Choose the Optimize for Performance Radio Button and click OK. Click OK in the previously opened window too.

Policies Tab

Policies Tab

5] Now, right-click on your USB Drive icon in My Computer and click Format.

The Format Option

The Format Option

6] In the Format menu, choose NTFS in the File System drop down menu. Check Quick Format and Enable Compression if you want. If you think you’re done, you are. There isn’t anything that can go wrong anyway. Hit the Start button and relax. You have an NTFS USB Disk now.

The Format Window

The Format Window

Note: I have noticed that enabling compression greatly affects the performance of Transcend USB Drives. The difference is not noticed much in Kingston drives. However, I cannot guarantee any data loss.

Merry Christmas, everyone! And a Happy Birthday to me!

Format A USB Disk Into NTFS

December 8, 2008 Aditya 3 comments

So it all started when one of my friends wanted a copy of this Digit magazine DVD, which is Dual-Layer. I had Nero 9 make an image file onto his 16 GB Pen Drive, and it stopped after a quarter of an hour, claiming that no file larger than 4 GB was allowed, because it was a FAT partition. Now, I had this great burning desire building up inside me, to chuck the pen drive out of the window, but then I pledged not to rest until I had found the solution. So I set out on a search, and found this HP USB Disk Storage Format Tool. Its actually meant for completely formatting your USB disk, because Windows XP’s native formatting tool does not remove auotrun.inf viruses.

1] Download and install the HP USB Disk Storage Format Tool.

2] Connect your USB disk. Since I had given back the 16 GB pen drive to my firend, I tried this out on my own Transcend 2GB.

3] Open the application. Choose your USB disk from the “Device” drop down box at the top. If there is only one USB disk, it should be already chosen. I chose JetFlash TS2GJFV30 8.07 (1936 MB) (I:\). Big name for a small pen drive!

4] Open the “File System” drop down box and choose NTFS.

Change to NTFS

Change to NTFS

5] Now, check “Quick Format” and “Enable Compression”. Give a label if you want. If you’re sure you’ve enabled all the settings, click “Start”.

Settings

Settings

6] Now wait for a few seconds and your USB disk will now have an NTFS file system. This means you can store files larger than 4GB, and compression allows stuff to occupy lesser space on your disk, thus saving much needed space.

Give XP a Vista Look

December 2, 2008 Aditya Leave a comment

Although Windows Vista has a huge number of bugs, you will definitely agree that Windows Vista is much more superior in looks. Its complete eye candy. How about mixing the XP stability and Vista looks? A great combination. As the tutorial is huge, I will post it in parts.

This part will talk about adding the most important features of Vista, and also about giving XP the skin.

1] Download Vista Transformation Pack from here

2] Extract the file, and run it. Follow the instructions and install. Use express install instead of classic, it will save you time. Do not integrate files into the system files!

3] Restart the computer after installation. You now have an awesome desktop! Complete with sidebar. Whats missing is the transparency. Lets fix that too.

4] Download WindowBlinds from this .torrent file. You need a torrent client like µTorrent to download this.

5] Open the folder, navigate to Crack, and open “sid.txt”

SID

SID

6] Copy the SID, and open “newsid.exe”. Click Next in the dialog box, and paste the new SID.

New SID

New SID

7] Click Next until the SID application process starts. It will take a long time, depending upon your installed applications. Do not touch you computer until asked to. To pass time, do what I did. Play PlayStation 2!

8] After the process is complete, you will have to restart the computer.

9] Now, install WindowBlinds given in the torrent file. After installation, you will be prompted to register. Close the dialog box, exit WindowBlinds, and navigate to the same Crack folder. Copy the Sig6.bin file and paste it in the WindowBlinds installation directory.

10] Now, open WindowBlinds. Tada! It’s successfully registered.

11] In the WindowBlinds application, select Aero Style by WIndows X and click Apply my changes

WindowBlinds

WindowBlinds

12] Wait for some time, and you should have a desktop looking like WIndows Vista along with the Start Menu and window and taskbar transparency.

You can play with WindowBlinds and change the opacity of elements.

So now you made the feel. Now you get the stuff.

13] Get the Windows Vista style explorer for XP. Download ViSplore from here.

14] Extract it, and look at this beauty.

ViSplore

ViSplore

15] Nice naa? Download WinFlip now for an awesome Aero style window flipper from here.

16] Extract and run the WinFlip.exe file. Hit WinKey+Tab for this.

WinFlip

WinFlip

In 16 steps, you made a Windows Vista style desktop. A mere 45 minutes for broadband users. An eternity for dial-up losers